Copyright 2003, Roadracing World Publishing, Inc.
The official hat winner in our headline writing contest (see 6/16/2003 We Have No Idea How To Headline This Release….And The Headline-writing Contest Is Now Closed) is:
Proof You Don’t Have To Win To Be Happy
Stuart Gregg
The entry by Cpt. Kevin Boates, an Army attack helicopter aviator currently stationed somewhere in Iraq, wasn’t all that great, but we’re sending him a hat anyway because, well, he’s in Iraq. (And no, we don’t know him.) His entry: WERKSTATT RACING – Providing Factory Level Tuning and Winning Races
We’re also sending a hat to Jennifer Broome for being a good sport, and look at it this way, Jen, a lot more people will be paying attention to your shop and race team now than were paying attention last week!
Here, then, are the best of the non-winners, and don’t even ask about the totally rejected ones (we left in the one from Poland because it’s from Poland, even if we don’t understand what it means):
She’s Got Skills
Mike McGowan
Chick In Leather Inspires Dudes To Ride Harder, Faster, In Order To Achieve More Satisfying Results
Tom Fetsko
Werkstatt In The Hat Sponsors A ’92 CBR Rat
Sam Wagenseller
Mesa, Arizona
Werkstatt Fraulines Resurrect Roaches For Road Racing, Respectable Race Results Realized. Confusing Press Release Inspires Giveaway.
Tyler Sandell
Seattle, Washington
This Girl Knows Her Curves, And Will Win With Them!
Terry Moore
Evansville, Indiana
Werkstatt Working It Out
Tom Short
Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin
Woman-Owned Team Conquers Thunderhill
Tyson Silva
Tigard, Oregon
Independent, Woman-owned Werkstatt Strikes Down On Thunder Hill
Thomas Aquino
Malden, Massachusetts
Wonder Women Win at AFM
Fred A. Ege
Focussed Femme Makes Men Go Faster
Jay Jennings
Cumberland, British Columbia, Canada
Werkstatt Does Their Homework…Statt
Brian Bailey
Los Gatos, California
Latest Press Release From Women Who Know How To Work On Bikes
Michael Paul
Burlington, Washington
Werkstatt Racing Press Release Says Girls Kick Ass And So Does Their Race Team
Aaron Loyd
Fort Collins, Colorado
Team Werkstatt Floods AFM Podium
Sean Vance
Gold Canyon, Arizona
San Francisco Shop Tries Hard, But Someone Was Asleep During ‘Press Releases 101’
Anton Lovett
Berkeley, California
Fast Ladies
Ron Casselman
Cheney, Washington
You go, Girrrrrl!
or
Wanted: One Translator
or
What? Ummmm… Good Job, Y’all!…Ummmm…I Think?
Adrienne C. Eckart
New York, New York
Werkstatt Werks It
Rod Helsens
How To Handle Better & Go Faster With The Help Of Women
Todd Patton
Woman Wrench Tuning And Winning In Bay Area
Darrin Zumbaum
Woman’s Shop Does Good
Trey Godwin
Estrogen Increases Performance
Britt Lynn
Ball Ground, Georgia
Vance & Hines Started Small, Too.
Louis Glass
Hat Trick for Werkstatt
Rick Acree
Augusta, Georgia
There’s A Good Woman Behind Every Finish
Larry Edwards
Werkstatt Girls Pay Money, Want Podiums, Must Be Paying Good!
Michal Fialkowski
Szubin, Poland
The Werkstatt Girl Is Workin’ It
Mike Xavier
Indialantic, Florida
Werkstatt Working To Sta’t Making (All) Their Placings Known.
Bart Anderson
Los Altos, California
Women Sponsor Grows Bigger And Outputs Skilled Riders
Scott Turner
Chattanooga, Tennessee
We Beat Some Boys
Mike Brown
Valencia Avenue Motorcycle Shop Reaches Podium With Hard WERK
Jim Adams
Richmond, Kentucky
Werkstatt: German For PR Firm Needed!
Tony D’Augusta
San Diego, California
Estrogen: The Missing Ingredient In Racing Success
Quentin Wilson
Shop Improves Handling By Putting More Weight Over Front Wheel
Ben “Throttle” Clauss
Chicago, Illinois
Jennifer Bromme, Next Best Thing To Sliced Bread
Craig Erion
Anaheim, California
Hot Woman On Track Not Holding An Umbrella…
Roby Willis
Lincolnton, North Carolina
Latest Werkstatt AFM Racing News
Patrick Flora
Truckee, California
Werkstatt Women Winnin’
Jeff Gray
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Female-owned Team Gets Major Wood At Thunderhill
David Verdecchia
Cape Coral, Florida
Werks For Them
Gordon Lunde
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
This Lady Will Give You A Better Ride
Kent Russell
Rancho Cucamonga, California
Girls Gone Wild
Jeff Boorn
Kelseyville, California
And The Word Of The Day Is Werkstatt
Brian Destarac
Denver, Colorado
What is Werkstatt, And What Is She Doing With It
Jason Hobbs
Jennifer and Robbie–The Right Stuff
Bob Burns
Longwood, Florida
Co-Ed Werkstatt Racing Coming Up In The World Of AFM Racing
Timothy Neal
Glendale, Arizona
And Now, A Little Horn-blowing From Werkstatt Racing
John A. Kuzmenko
Hanover, Connecticut
Apparently, Road Racing Does Not Require Grammatical Skills
Steve Diver
Chesterfield, Missouri