Rebel Racers Armed With Traxxion Dynamics AK-20s Launch Simultaneous Attack On Unsuspecting Racers At Tracks Around The Globe
Armies of Traxxion Dynamics racers have been taking delivery of the new AK-20 Axxion Cartridge Kit since the third week of February. Since then, they have begun inflicting serious damage on unwitting and unsuspecting competitors around the globe. It seems as though this reign of pain only continues to get worse, and shows no signs of stopping.
Some damage reports have been received from the following areas of the world:
3/06/05, New Zealand: Tony Rees wins Production Superbike Championship on his Yamaha R-1 equipped with one of the very first set of AK-20s ever delivered. Rees used the new fork system to oust well known Champion Andrew Stroud. The forks were imported installed via well known tuner Robert Taylor of Hawera Motorsports.
3/12/05, USA: Canadian Privateer Chris Peris infiltrated an international contingent of racers finished 5th in the Daytona 200 on the highest finishing Yamaha, using an AMA 600SS spec bike on DOT tires. Peris lapped 6th place once, and lapped through 9th place two times. Painful”¦
3/13/05, France: Tuner Eamonn Cleere of Tech 2000 in Switzerland installs AK-20s into one of Suzuki France’s Factory Superproduction bikes. During the initial day of testing, the factory team run near lap record pace and demands more AK-20s!
3/13/05, USA: Hawaii Road Racing Association action saw local hotshot Kim Nakashima win the first leg of the club’s racing schedule. According to Nakashima, “I opened the package, bolted up the kit, set it to the prescribed setting, and went out and kicked butt. It was simply phenomenal at our extremely rough and harsh racing circuit!!!” He has reloaded and is ready to attack again on April 2.
3/14/05, France: Factory Kawasaki in France finds out about AK-20s, and orders a setup for their 2005 ZX10Rs.
3/20/05, USA: Texas Privateer Star Ty Howard used his AK-20 equipped and Racing Performance Services tuned Yamaha to lay waste to the competition in CMRA competition at Cresson Motorsports Ranch in Texas. During the melee, Howard decimated his own previous lap record by almost a second. Also under the lap record, and second fastest on the weekend, was transplanted Alaskan Ben Thompson, who used a Suzuki also equipped with AK-20s, which were installed by Jim Cambora of Raceworx. Was it a coincidence that the two fastest riders, both under the lap record, were on AK-20s? Hmmmm”¦.
3/20/05, France: Factory Suzuki takes pole, and Factory Kawasaki qualifies second! Only one of the Factory Suzuki riders had the AK-20 setup for raceday, and as a result Mathew Le Griville took his 2005 GSXR1000 to victory at LeMans by more than 3.5 seconds and unofficially broke the track lap record! Honda France wants to know what is going on!
3/24/05, France: FFM Technical Jury reviews and inspects AK-20 System and declares it to be legal for Stocksport, opening door for competition in Stocksport and the 24 Hours of LeMans.
3/26/05, USA: The Army of Darkness takes late night delivery of AK-20s under cover of darkness. When the sun rose the following morning in Jennings Florida, and the green flag fell, the Army faced all comers and arose victorious in a desperate battle involving some of the worst and most constantly changing weather conditions anyone could recall. The AK-20s worked flawlessly through rain, puddles, sand, wind, and occasional sun.
3/27/05, France: Suzuki France finishes 1-2. Second Factory Suzuki rider takes delivery of AK-20 and beats his own teammate! Olivier Four finished first in Superproduction, his teammate Mathew LeGrille finishes second. On the same day, Msr. Four took the win in the Stocksport Class on his newly declared legal AK-20s.
3/27/05: Racersupply.com and Sum of All Parts sponsored Ben Thompson rode unchallenged with his GSXR750 in 750 Superbike action at the WERA National Challenge races in Jennings, FL.
3/27/05, USA: In Woodstock Georgia, local resident Wayne Howard dropped his prize cruiser off, and said, “GIT ‘ER DONE!”. As a result, he took delivery of the very first AK-20s fitted to a Harley Davidson Softail. During a normal Sunday ride, the otherwise peaceful Howard blew his fellow riding buddies off the side of the North Georgia Mountains, without any known reason or provocation. Harley-mounted patrolmen were unable to catch him to apprehend him for questioning.
It is rumored that these parts have been already exported to racers in Japan, Canada, England, Ireland, Puerto Rico, and Singapore as well. There is literally no place left on Earth that you are safe from their devastating performance.
What is the lesson to be learned by all of this? You should never take a knife to a gunfight! For information on how to arm your self with the ultimate weapon for your suspension arsenal, contact Traxxion Dynamics at 770 592-3823, or visit www.traxxion.com.